tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

The Paris episode of The Hills is every girls dream. So jealous.

walking down the street telling my best friend all about my new diet plan “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” i say, all of a sudden jennifer lawrence grabs me by my shoulders and pins me up against a wall. she looks me dead in the eyes and says “po-ta-toes” and runs away. guess there weren’t any in her care package.

thelittleturtleduck:

doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

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